me trying to accomplish life goals
THIS ONE TIME I PISSED MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GROCERY STORE AND STARTED CRYING
THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
WAIT THIS WAS MY POST
haha yeah im billingual uno dos one two three taco puta lmao
i knew a guy that watched porn once and he DIED eighty years later
someone once called me a shameless self promoter.. me?? melanie meladoodle??? meladoodle.tumblr.com?
reblogging so everyone can see how shocked i am! me… melanie meladoodle.
It’s a love story baby just say rawr XD
it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th
a nigga was stressed and depressed
walking home like
“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”
on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom
luckily they had this program
“read away your fees” or some shit like that
every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off
my mother aint see me for about a month and a half.
Palms are sweaty
Knees weak, arms are heavy
Vomit on my sweater already
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me
you might have ordinal linguistic personification
mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta
now that we’re alone
//seductively brushes cracker crumbs off bed//
u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice
what’s wrong with “xD”?
not now quirkybrittany
*passionately sings the wrong line to a song*
My local agility class has a dog that is definitely also a toaster.