The best thing I ever bought was a banana costume for my dog. Hands down. It shames her so I put it on when we expect new people to come to our house and it keeps her from being crazy. She just stands there.
Finishing homework at 4am
some of you know this already but the absolute worst thing to ever happen to me was when a boy threw a cat on me and i tried to catch it and my thumb went up its butthole
i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind
TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”
god bless you grawly
Forgetting to sync your music before going out
talking in an irish accent is so HARD how do irish people do it all the time??? very impressive
Because to them it’s not an accent, it’s the way they learned to speak.
what? ha ha i dont think thats true
She’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s Miss United States
Hmm should I add bigdong69696969 on snapchat how could that go wrong