trying to make new friends
never make a blog called obamasbigblackdick because your shitty sister will tell your parents and your parents will sign you up for counselling twice a week
Me flirting in two pictures.
My favourite Christmas carol is silent night because of the line “holy infant, so tender and mild” because I like to imagine the baby Jesus as a chicken wing
ants are pretty nice for bringing food to their fat mom who lives in the ground
bring the kibbles
i can literally hear her accent