sassynun47:

One time my mum made me bring fruit to the class party and i didnt have friends for a year

fartgallery:

sometimes I think I could play professional sports but then I remember that one time I pulled a muscle in my neck trying to put my pillowcase back on my pillow

gaysexinchurch:

how dare u have a better body than me when i don’t work out at all

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by sicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

encourage:

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

vagisodium:

vagisodium:

somebody has been sending aubrey fact asks all day can i get in on this action

just-a-skinny-boy:

I can’t decide what’s funnier, the dog, or the guy that’s dying of laughter in the background

scoobydoof:

living-0-quietly-0-bleeding:

lime-green-peridot:

ikissdthescarsonherskin:

scoobydoof:

everyone has a weird emo cousin and if you don’t then that means you are the weird emo cousin

WHOO! wierd emo cousin for the win :D

Woahhh man. Thats me. Im happy.
FUCK YES. Family, embrace the emo-goth-punk within me ;)

I AM THE WEIRD EMO COUSIN… Might as well embrace it ^.^

jesus christ

deerpong:

what she says: I’m fine.

what she really means: smoke weed everyday