One time my mum made me bring fruit to the class party and i didnt have friends for a year
sometimes I think I could play professional sports but then I remember that one time I pulled a muscle in my neck trying to put my pillowcase back on my pillow
how dare u have a better body than me when i don’t work out at all
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by sicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
somebody has been sending aubrey fact asks all day can i get in on this action
I can’t decide what’s funnier, the dog, or the guy that’s dying of laughter in the background
everyone has a weird emo cousin and if you don’t then that means you are the weird emo cousin
WHOO! wierd emo cousin for the win :D
Woahhh man. Thats me. Im happy.
FUCK YES. Family, embrace the emo-goth-punk within me ;)
I AM THE WEIRD EMO COUSIN… Might as well embrace it ^.^
what she says: I’m fine.
what she really means: smoke weed everyday