ashisaloser:

this mexican resturant knew how to lay down the rules

smilingemoticon:

i start to chuckle at this scenario. the boy was tricked into thinking he would get a car, but got a toothbrush. my laughter grows slowly. it turns into roars. my vocal chords start to break. my head is shaking and red. i destroy nearby towns and cities with my outrageous laughter. once i’ve calmed myself down, i notice the destruction around me. everything and everyone has turned to rubble. a tear rolls down my cheek as i drop on my knees and sob. why. why did that picture have to be so funny

indianbiatch:

indianbiatch:

What’s brown and sticky??

oH NO I jUSsst a  g0t TROOlleeeddd!!! *LE FAINT* 4evaALOn3 

nyehs:

marijuana more like marijuanah. say no to drugs. stop kony

doctor-wholmes:

meaning to type ‘yeah’ and accidentally putting ‘yeha’

dearloserchris:

teejaypinetree:

She wants the (ph)D

Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood; the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster.

son-of-the-liberty: