rneerkat:

people who use ;( to indicate crying should realize that it actually looks like youre sad about something but wont let it get past your flirtatious drive

orangemuses:

THE DREAM

sassynun47:

One time my mum made me bring fruit to the class party and i didnt have friends for a year

fartgallery:

sometimes I think I could play professional sports but then I remember that one time I pulled a muscle in my neck trying to put my pillowcase back on my pillow

gaysexinchurch:

how dare u have a better body than me when i don’t work out at all

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by sicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

encourage:

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

vagisodium:

vagisodium:

somebody has been sending aubrey fact asks all day can i get in on this action

just-a-skinny-boy:

I can’t decide what’s funnier, the dog, or the guy that’s dying of laughter in the background